Which Bible character would you vote for?

I am crazy frustrated with the presidential candidates for the upcoming election. Ahhhh… Maybe you've already selected the "perfect" leader from what seems to be a very "imperfect" list, but I'm struggling.
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So in a loving and irreverent nature, how about we push the envelope a little and ask "the forbidden question"? Limited to the candidates below, who would likely get your vote for president?

(List of the Bible characters being described is here... don't peek!)